sometimes it looks like it is almost intentional to have a complete shoe-in.

i dislike the ‘biden is a puppet!!’ memes because that feels cheap and as if i support the right but literally all candidates are a puppet and now it seems they have a method to decide most elections

i agree. washing a belt is fine but cleaning it all the time after every use sounds very anal.

i work in kitchens half your food is dirtier than that piss belt before it even makes it to a kitchen. y’all know you can’t eat chicken and pork undercooked only because of how the animal is kept right? it lives too dirty.

also the fuck you do in the bathroom? are people fisting themselves and spraying piss all over their hands??