How does the map work? I’m confused since I see triangles, which I assume are ships, on land. Also what are the dashed lines coming from each triangle?

Who are the clowns that invested in this idea?

Shields didn’t break after a week back then either

A 400 year low? Are they even burning coal? How much coal were they burning in 1626?

Where are they getting real money to pay people?

That probably helped you, but did nothing for me, but that’s what you do. You gave up, assuming you even tried, and want to justify it. I’m invested in the future. I can’t give up. I quit a pointless research career to install rooftop solar. My body couldn’t take it after two years and now I’m back doing research relevant to the climate as a low level technician. I have a kid. I want them to have a kid because having a kid is amazing. People like you who assume we’re in a unrecoverable downward spiral are going to miss out on a future you thought wasn’t possible. I hope you never realize you’ve been wrong, because when you do it’ll be too late to go back and invest in your future.

7 months? lol.

Why are doomers so persistent? You want the bad outcome, don’t you? You have no real stake in the future so don’t care, is that right? Career, kids, general altruism for those yet to be, anything at all? I hope you never find one, because you’ll be wracked with guilt by your years of complacency. Stop trying to drag others down into your pit.

You clown, hot has been defined as 100°F since 1724. Therefore 50°F = 50% hot.

110°F = 110% hot. It still holds up.

Sorry I stole it from a reddit post, so I don’t know the answers to your questions.

I don’t disagree with you, but it also seems absurd to prevent deployment of mitigation strategies while simultaniously ingoring, maybe even encouraging, CO2 emissions. Hence my joke that they’re aliens.

How is this good?

Exactly, it’s always projection

I’m telling you guys, Republicans are aliens from another world that prefer a warmer Earth.

I’m calling Trump’s bs. That’s why she won the peace prize. He’s trying to make it less obvious, but he’ll “mull it over” over the coming weeks and in the end she’ll magically be the most qualified.

I did enjoy that storyline

I think I saw this on TV when I was a kid. All I gleaned from it was aliens were releasing CO2 and their knees bent the opposite way ours do. Thank you for mentioning the title, I always wanted to see it again.

It’s obvious what’s going on here. The majority of Republican leaders, along with a few democrats, are actually aliens from a warmer planet. They’re here to prepare Earth for the arrival of their civilization, who has already fled their dying world. They’re expecting their arrival in the near future.

The aliens that are already here have infiltrated government, traditional media, and social media organizations around the world and are working to ensure we ignore the science and continue dumping CO2 into the atmosphere. If everything continues “business as usual,” then our planet will be nearing perfection by their deadline.

One of the feasible ways we could cool our planet down is by using airplanes to spray aerosolized sulfates into the stratosphere. We’ve already been accidentally doing this by burning certain fuels. When “we” recently agreed to stop using such fuels, warming accelerated. Some human scientists have noticed this and believe it would be possible to spray the sulfates in the stratosphere where they would be more effective at cooling the planet and less environmentally damaging than emitting from the ground.

That is why they’re making a preemptive attack on chemtrails, although there is some internal disagreement among the aliens about whether this is the best course of action. One faction believes it is more straightforward to accelerate warming now, hence outlawing sulfate containing fuels and preemptively banning chemtrails. The other faction reasons it would be more disruptive to actually allow chemtrails for cooling purposes. Their thinking is that they could continue to prevent humans from cutting emissions, but allow the humans to artificially cool the planet. The level of CO2 would continue to increase, and then, for spurious economic or geopolitical reasons, the flights would be stopped and therefore the cooling mask pulled off, resulting in a sudden temperature increase. This could be more disruptive than the straightforward plan since it would be more chaotic.

It’s a temporary setback

It also might be easier to defund the department of war. Cutting defense spending might sound unwise to someone who doesn’t know whats actually going on. Cutting war spending when there’s no war is a much easier sell.