#relatable

Sounds similar to the Hedgehog Dilemma.

I have and still do. Still prefer it to an office job filling out TPS reports.

Advertisers and investors are drinking the same coolaid. It’s the customers of those advertisers that need to be questioning their ad space purchases.

idk, I’ve never seen it.

It would be more realistic if a group of bad cops tried finding the one good cop leaking their crimes.

edit: Look up what happened to LAPD Officer Houston Tipping if you want to know what happens to good cops.

I could imagine it if they were filled with spyware and rf sniffers. Not the regular spyware that google and apple have, but shit that spies on everyone around you. They just aren’t that competent.

Seeded watermelon taste better.

It wasn’t a completely thought out metaphor.

I eat watermelon seeds. Watermelon not hard enough to need to bite down hard and it’s too time consuming to spit out every seeds. They do not collect anywhere in the GI track.

A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.

ehh, the unaddressed autism is definitely a factor. They should have been taken offline or at least, not allowed have an email or social media and been forced into therapy. They had rape fantasies before they started interacting with trolls. They were always a ticking time bomb.

Make jokes, but do not interact with them.

ehh, Chris Chan had rape fantasies before they started interacting with 4chan or kiwifarms.

Fredrik Knudsen covered them back in 2016.

I honestly think Fred’s coverage of Chris and other lolcows gave some people who would later become internet celebrities a wake up call on what not to become. He’s honestly the only person I trust to cover these types that’s willing to do it.

The Prequels were during Bush II’s wars. They were relevant then as well.

They hung out together. Friends can adopt each other’s way of speaking.

Very -> Verraily

Heavy, thorough shower at night. Quick shower in the morning. Maybe a quick shower when I get home to reset. I work outdoors, so I get actual dirt dirty.

He views the Rich as a separate ethnic group.

from wiki:

An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of humans who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups. Attributes that ethnicities believe to share include language, culture, common sets of ancestry, traditions, society, religion, history, or social treatment.

He’s mostly right, but that doesn’t invalidate criticisms of the Rich.

Are we forgetting America’s Army, the recruitment game that the army made?

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/05/the-sum-of-all-stuff