Maxy in the house! Maxy loves to partyyyyyyy!
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6·27 天前I’d be worried he drops it, with those tiny hands…
Personally, I found it so absurd that it held my attention for a while, trying to decypher some obscure meaning.
In the end, I thought that maybe the wise old tree has to work at a fast food joint cause nowadays nobody wants to hear his wise advice anymore, made me chuckle.
Episode idea:
George gets accidentally charged for the deluxe car wash instead of the standard one and spends the rest of the episode trying to sneak in a free deluxe to make up for it, but gets charged every time. Elaine is dragged into his shenanigans, but keeps backstabbing him to make good with the hot car wash attendant.
Jerry “falls in love” with a customer at said car wash, but doesn’t get her name, and only has her ticket stub mentioning her car model to find her again.
Kramer enlists Newman to create their own car wash service, directly across the street.
2·1 个月前Back to his home planet, hopefully
18·1 个月前There’s a 60% chance that the title contains a fart allusion
10·1 个月前-Holy shit bro! Is he banging that gorilla?? What the fuck!!
-Yeah dude! I told him they were “hairy women” and he totally bought it!
12·1 个月前Fantastically captures mankind’s eternal obsession with power and greed
3·1 个月前People like to shit on Jimmy Buffett, but this song is pretty great!
-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!
-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!
Probably that it has some of the best quotes in the series!
“So I guess I’d become what they wanted me to be: A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that’s what they had paid for, so in the end, that’s what they got. Say what you want about about americans, but we understand capitalism: You buy yourself a product and you get what you paid for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.”
“There I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime-store Angel of Death, when I realised, they were correct. I wouldn’t know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister.”
Holy used condoms all over my car, Batman!!
That’s the boss of this family!!!
2·2 个月前Of course it is!
Someone once told me that Burning Love is actually about contracting gonorrhea, and now I can’t picture anything else when I hear it
Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.
Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!
3·2 个月前Would you say it is the bigliest plan though??
Me in every New Vegas playthrough
Cronos: The New Dawn, came out last year kinda flew under the radar, it’s pretty scary, has interesting lore, the ending didn’t quite please me but overall I would recommend it.
Has a RE vibe to it, limited inventory, lore through notes, and all that good stuff