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Emerald@lemmy.worldOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?5·1 day agotrue, you got me
Emerald@lemmy.worldOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?5·1 day agoMasturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.
Emerald@lemmy.worldOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?62·2 days agoStore passwords.
I gotta disagree. It’s much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it’s not something I recommend doing purely locally.
Emerald@lemmy.worldOPto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?2·2 days agoHow does one do that online?
Emerald@lemmy.worldto A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.world•The past wasn't that greatEnglish7·3 days agoThis is why I love vaporwave. It romanticizes the past and criticizes it at the same time.
Just the clean the kitchen each time after you cook.
Emerald@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan2·5 days agoLol I forgot I made my comment and was real confused at first why I received this message in my inbox.
Emerald@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan1·5 days agoUpvote for disagree
Emerald@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan31·5 days agoNo, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.
vegan btw
Emerald@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•The Jewish community is waking up to this administration using them, and I'm here for it2·9 days agoHow many people do they get to deport to slave camps while we are still trying to persuade them?
- Change your heart or die
Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”
Yes, I do it only if I’m taking the first exit.
I would think the people buying these expensive cars wouldn’t want to crash them. I guess they do though.
Emerald@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you use your blinker in a car?11·13 days agoI always signal out of roundabouts, but never on. Legally I’m supposed to signal in but that makes no sense to me because of course I’m going to be entering the roundabout, there is never another option.
as i turn the steering wheel
You should be signalling before you actually turn.
violence is never the solution, but it works in a pinch for sure : )
Of course the solution to peace is not having war, but if someone attacks you, don’t just stand there and do nothing.
Oh yeah, human rights are not a thing in mental institutions.