Oh yeah, human rights are not a thing in mental institutions.

Why so?

Damn I’m sorry

true, you got me

Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

Store passwords.

I gotta disagree. It’s much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it’s not something I recommend doing purely locally.

How does one do that online?

This is why I love vaporwave. It romanticizes the past and criticizes it at the same time.

Just the clean the kitchen each time after you cook.

Lol I forgot I made my comment and was real confused at first why I received this message in my inbox.

Upvote for disagree

No, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.

vegan btw

How many people do they get to deport to slave camps while we are still trying to persuade them?

0. Change your heart or die

… in my ass?

Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

Yes, I do it only if I’m taking the first exit.

I would think the people buying these expensive cars wouldn’t want to crash them. I guess they do though.

I always signal out of roundabouts, but never on. Legally I’m supposed to signal in but that makes no sense to me because of course I’m going to be entering the roundabout, there is never another option.

as i turn the steering wheel

You should be signalling before you actually turn.

violence is never the solution, but it works in a pinch for sure : )

Of course the solution to peace is not having war, but if someone attacks you, don’t just stand there and do nothing.