Where did you read that? It sounds very high.

Is it renewable? No?? Then you can fuck all the way off, fossil Exec’s from fossil fuel companies…

Off-screen. Like all the great moments…

I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they’re really saying “the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money”. I know not everyone cares, but that’s how our weird language works…

Sorry, to be clear these were all domestic flights. I could absolutely see international being a bigger deal if you missed them, and would prioritize accordingly…

No. Definitely not.

Meh. I get that, but my point is it’s by no means the end of the world, only a minor inconvenience.

I’m not overweight but did you know that, as a country, we can do more than one thing at a time?

Same, and if I’m in a situation where my handwritten words are important to read, I slow down, write bigger, and more carefully.

How in the world is it even possible for such a painfully obvious gibbering lunatic to not only run for public office, but quite possibly win?

“Quite possibly”? I don’t know if you’re American or how closely you follow our politics, but… he did win the presidency, in 2016. Definitely disheartening and embarrassing for our country.

It was exactly the shitshow everyone expected: He was impeached twice, but never removed from office. He pulled out of international climate deals, and the strategic nuclear one with Iran. His administration was corrupt, ineffective, fumbled the COVID-19 response, and catered to giant corporations at the expense of working Americans. The fact that he was our president is pathetic, but the worst part is it could happen again, but now with his fascist intentions and planned political revenge…

I hate that that’s true. And that you know it.

Of course he supports Donald “I’ll be a dictator on day 1” Trump and thinks he should have immunity from crimes! You can always count on Republicans:

Gaslighting
Obstructing (progress & justice)
Projecting

*bonk*

Yeah, that’s insane. If he even set foot in Colorado, I think he’d be issued a mandatory water bottle…

Yep, this is more of the weird defensive attitude. Thanks for another example.

Dammit, you said animal facts! Whatever, I’m still leaving this here:

• Women suffering from hysterics have to be kept in an asylum with regular administration of cocaine and lead tinctures
• Brown and black people have no souls!
• If you get sick from stagnant water, you can bleed all the ghosts out

Thank you. As a sentient cleaning robot running GLaDOS, I needed context.

Who’s obsessed? It’s a joke about a dude attempting to man-splain even when they’re wrong (I’m a dude and I’ve definitely seen it) and her turning the tables on him. That’s it. To get defensive about that is… weird.

Well put. Also, it’s not like there’s 1 single sky zeppelin that you won’t see again for weeks. Admittedly, I’m a bad about deadlines and preparing. I traveled for work for years and missed several flights. Not fun, but as long as your actual schedule isn’t too tight, it’s usually no big deal. I talk to the airline, they put me on another flight later, I wait around a bit or go home and come back for the alternative flight.

At one point I lived like 15 minutes from a smaller airport. I could literally get there 30 minutes before departure if I overslept or something and usually made it through the quick security and onto my flight…