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That’s not very democratic. How about letting him run, and letting people vote him out?

Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.

Gonna take a shot at retelling your joke:

they have the right to bear arms

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Can’t violate human rights if they are sub-human

that OS turned me off unless it has substantially improved since then

That was my experience with Pop!_OS too. I tried switching to it after finding that Ubuntu has a lot of bloat.

In the end, I went back to Ubuntu, because it works right out of the box - even with my Nvidia graphics card! (only from 20.04 onwards; 18.04 and older versions were problematic)

When I reinstalled Ubuntu, I chose the custom / minimal installation option, and that cut out most of the bloat.

I tried Pop!_OS 3 times, and all 3 times, my computer crashed irrecoverably at some point.

I ended up replacing it.

Looks like downvoters don’t get the joke. I first seen it on the cover of Horrible History.

create a website that catalogues all the spiders in my area

You are a web developer looking for other web developers ;)

Smartphone with internet connection.

You can introduce interoperability. I am on X. I can’t go to Bluesky. Let’s say that Elon Musk decides to block me because I said something he didn’t like. He has blocked me before for a couple of weeks. Now, I have more than a million followers on X. I cannot leave without losing them. If I go to Bluesky, I have 10 followers. Interoperability would mean that if I go to another platform, to Bluesky, when I post something on Bluesky, then my 1 million followers on X can hear it.

Sounds like Fediverse’s ActivityPub

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What’s wrong with using Ubuntu?

Sounds like the UAC from Doom (2016).

Nah, it’s more of inaction on the companies’ part. There are so many reasons for that, but IMO it boils down to poor engineering culture.

Java is looking more and more cool.

Too bad companies are still stuck on Java 8😔

Thanks for sharing😂

Since everyone else before me is too mature:

They made it for your mom

Just got to avoid pissing off the unemployed dude in office suit with lifeless eyes, and you’ll be fine.

It’s probably a feature, not a bug.

See: Dark Pattern (to be specific, Roach Motel)