That’s fair.

Oops, you’ve been killed by a dozen Gary clones.

Maybe you don’t want to set the world on fire, but I’ve got 87 mini nukes and I ran out of coffee yesterday.

All that work and she didn’t even eat it? Dang.

Actually I think technically that birds are swimming.

We know, they’ve been doing it for decades now.

I’ve done the same with books, so…

He must not have their insurance underwriters in his stock portfolio.

They, and ancient Greek soldiers in general, also took young boys “under their wings” oh and had sex with them. Because humanity is deeply, horribly fucked up.

The worst part about daylight savings is that numerous States voted to abolish it, but the federal government stopped them. Their problem is that nobody can agree whether we should always have daylight savings time or never have it - it’s about a 50/50 split.

It’s infuriating - I don’t fucking care, just PICK ONE and stick with it you chalk eating assholes.

Rejected? My dude, there’s no rejections, just the dead silence of being ignored.

So when this works for them it’ll be precedent to allow the fair use pirating of all media and software, right?

Oh never mind, I forgot that I don’t have billions of dollars to spend on lawyers. Never mind.

Who is this “we” that keep talking about? I haven’t seen Jack shit.

Yeah but you forgot that our president is a malignant narcissist.

The tree nuts do, however, demand a shit ton of water.

Also from China. China is a huge cash source for them, so selling out is a necessity if they want their hundred million dollar bonus this year.

Shocking? Who’s shocked by this? Maybe they should stop taking their Denyitall™.

So what, now they’re trying to intimidate the pigeons?

Should have gone with Lord of the Rings, you could have been out of there in 15 minutes.