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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023

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  • Ohh, they weren’t CPUs? (like in >!Hyperion cantos!< by Dan Simmons)

    I prob just assumed it/headcanoned it bcs just the batteries is ofc stupid.

    would kill people

    (Crashing your “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe amperage/voltage specs)


    Yes! But they have spares, and hot & cold redundancies. Just wait for the reboot, the robots do all the admin work (wait, the Matrix robots are not furries? Another stupid script inconsistency/decision!)

    And now try with a bit less cheese/a smaller ass.
    You gotta find a spot that those brainholes can still process in real time - it’s not just the point to see at what size your butt crashes the system, but also to see what’s the max butt size you it can still successfully process twerking - the true cosmic clappening.

    Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.







  • I thought it was meant figuratively (the dead person passing on the revolver), so all the atributes listed were about someone who killed himself only after having children. Instead of just ending the curse.

    Edit: ohh, sorry, I was super unclear with the “and live” (should have said at least like “and lived long enough”).