Good for you. It’s important for your self esteem to feel strong and powerful.

Completely agree. It was lads gaga on a train levels of terrible

That’s cool. I’m also testing some stuff myself. For instance, I’m testing not uploading fake pictures of fake happiness and uploading them to receive fake praise from my fake friends. Going good so far. User feedback is 100% positive.

Pack up lads. We solved it. Back to jimp.

Bend over get Ubuntu?

Benign like a tumor. Ready to be cut out.

I’m currently serving a three day ban from Reddit because I was auto banned from a sub for being part of another sub that had been deemed a hate sub. I appealed and they told me if I unsubbed I would be unbanned, so I told them to climb a wall of dicks and got a three day ban for harassment.

At this point, I prefer the benign tankies on lemy to the power tripping fuck-whistle mods on Reddit.

this is hands down one of the best things I ever read.

To be fair, there were lots of words to read

Thats not a bath it’s a jacuzzi. That’s why they come out so relaxed.

a thumbs up and a wave before pretending to be shocked is best. They’ll be shitting themselves thinking they just flipped off someone they know.

Only after being washed.

Sarah Silverman?

I listen to, and enjoy, the Joe Rogan podcast.

Lemmygrad

I once sliced a piece of meat so thin you couldn’t even see it! 🫨

Rule Britannia

Whenever I see ‘could’ or any other modal verb in a newspaper article, I always reverse the sentence.

‘This could not be the holy grail to replace palm oil’ is equally true.

Journalism is a silly passtime.

Well it is considered poor form to just put ‘NO BLACKS’ in the prospectus.

They had to get creative.

Meta prides themselves on a ‘family’ culture.