The urinals at my work are terrible, even though I’m 5’10". One is so low that it’s like pissing in a bucket. The other is so high it’s like pissing straight ahead.

The last decade has broken anyone’s ability to separate sarcasm from reality.

When stupid people think their opinions are as good as opinions from experts, the world edges closer to extinction.

Do we know where those slaves were being taken to?

I’m okay now, thanks!

Whoooosh

I hear it was the South African Shitbeetle.

I’m good now, thanks!

“I love the poorly ethical!”

Invite code not accepted, unfortunately.

Do you have any more codes by chance?

So I guess that’s basically an admission that he violated his oath.

Also looking for this. I signed up weeks ago but haven’t had an invite yet.

Trust corporations to ruin something people enjoy.

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How about Kanye-led?

The one good thing is that it sticks around an extraordinarily long time.

Would you could you down her throat?

Excellent, thanks for the comprehensive answer!

Is there an app or site used to create these?