Up until the disc rot gets ya.

Apparently. This is a strange case.

Mastodon isn’t really a replacement for discord though.

Free him!

Trump liked him for a bit, only so far as he was useful.

Vegan brownies exist

I mean, madden and the sims are at least as big of cash cows.

An end user.

Yeah, they’ve been doing good work funding smaller teams too. Games like it takes two and split fiction are great lower budget experimental games.

Even EA isn’t this greedy.

Because he is so far right Trump is to the left of him

So… it’s a 250 dollar timer that sets my phone to DND mode?

Yeah, it’s more than just incels suffering.

Its solution is nuclear winter.

Uh, Musk knows what happens to the company in office space, right?

Deny Defend Depose

Blaming microplastics might actually lead to good legislation so it won’t be that.

He paid THEM? Real art of the deal.

Yeah, but somehow I doubt they’ll pass on an opportunity to double dip and release DLC.

Actually it is funny, I know this to be objectively true as I am the sole judge of comedy.