Friend-o. And carry a coin.

What are talking about? Said it perfectly fine, are being intentionally dense. Sorry but people like annoy the shit out of.

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts are loose but your manager “borrowed” the socket set and now your clearance display is on the ground.

I mean, you should probably tell them that it’s unsafe to point a gun at people.

Jesus… They fed you a dish rag that’s never been properly rinsed, wrung, and dried.

With my trusty LLM, I follow the steps recommending that I try reaching inside the die press to look for any jammed parts that could have caused the machine to suddenly stop working. My coworker, who my boss sent to assist me based on instructions from her LLM, asks his LLM how to help me. My coworker’s LLM recommends that he check if the emergency stop button has been pulled…

I saw Savages in the theater, and I’m uncomfortable that this thin line is the only preventing me from watching it again

The Purge has begun and I am dead-set on my mission.

Puts dark tint on car windows

Now for the final step…

Backs out of driveway and straight into a telephone pole because the tint was too dark

I was initially advised of fraud. Then I got the reviewer to look at all the emails and recordings. Iirc, their exact words were, “oh shit… Uhh… Give me a couple of days to go through all of this…”

The resolution packet I received with all the back and forth between TWC and UTSA was far closer to TWC telling a state university to shut the fuck up than I ever expected to read.

The University of Texas has a very impressive and rightfully renowned education system. If you were to talk to any administrative employee who interacts with other UT campuses and tell them that story, they’d say “that sounds like something that would happen at UTSA,” and they’d be correct. The specific school, department, or lab does not make a difference; those two campuses are fucking HR nightmares.

I actually tried taking my complaints up the chain of command, and eventually to HR. My HR rep told me that everything I was saying sounded normal, but stressed that I shouldn’t talk to anyone outside of UTSA because other entities would accuse me of fraud. TWC was my absolute last option.

For example, I’m Jewish, but I say “fuck Israel.” Except for my one Israeli cousin who keeps getting arrested for disobeying orders. He and his squad are cool.

This flight is already going to smell awful, but I’d imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.

Shart and the heel

Yes, but who do you think crochets all that meat into a chicken shape?

No, it’s dried beef. And most canned brines are made from water with salt and spices, not urine.

Ra’s al Ghul would like a word with you

One job that told me I’d get a beginning hourly wage, and then a raise after passing a training and evaluation at the end of my second week. Didn’t get that raise after working there for 4 months.

Another job that hired me part-time as an educational assistant, and then fired the educator I was assisting and the website/server maintainer, then told me I’d fill both of their roles while also designing new courses and building demo robots. They strung me along for months, offering me a full-time position, all the while having me log my 60-hour timesheets internally, but signing off on falsified 20-hour timesheets. Finally, I was told to write the job description for a new full-time position that was tailored for me, so they could “quickly” fit me into that position. Then, they immediately hired someone else without even interviewing me. Through a number of monumental fuck-ups on their end, I was able to make a strong case to the Texas Workforce Commission stating that I was wrongfully terminated and in a hostile work environment, for which the employer had to pay me every single unpaid hour.

Teef.