Nearest “deli” is Walmart, 7 miles away. I traveled just 1.2 miles to save gas.

It’s a little more than one. And these days there are ones that aren’t cheese at all.

This one was on the shelf right next to it.

Water, Food Starch, Palm Oil, Modified Food Starch, Milk Protein Concentrate, Salt, Natural Flavor, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Stabilizer (Xanthan, Locust Bean, Guar Gums), Sorbic Acid As A Preservative, Lactic, Acid, Artificial Color.

I will pretty much take any version other than this. Normally I make the bread and use cheddar.

On the outside. Instead of butter.

Mayo. You gotta use mayo. I was skeptical but after trying it I could not deny its results.

I have a wifi only phone I use for listening to the 200 podcasts I subscribe to. I put some bare essentials on it to get me through the day.

I am still putting my phone back together.

I am from the internet. I’m here to help.

They are usually drawn and submitted two weeks in advance. He may not have had any intentions of being topical.

Should have tired helmet?

That’s one mouthy cat.

Well, if we go by what we see, we can generally assume driving a blimp while intoxicated. Multiple charges of driving various aircraft and vehicles without a license. Probably a few trespassing charges. The nutmegs might have a case against him for failing to get rid of some mice in the house. We would have to see the contract between him and them to find out if they have any standing for breach of contract on that one.

On rare occasion he might be the plaintiff in a case if Crazy Shirley has been stalking him or violating a restraining order.

He is always in court. You know how sometimes there’s a con artist that just always has a pending trial date somewhere? Maybe an orange con man that always has a court date somewhere because of how much shenanigans they get into? Heathcliff is just like that orange con man. Always in court.

Excellent idea

Occasionally I’ll also do something like make a burrito in a jar and can that. I’ll pop taco seasoning, chunks of meat, bell peppers and onion into a jar and do a raw pack pressure canning on it. When I want a juicy meaty burrito I popped the can open, heat it up in a pot and put it into a tortilla. Then again sometimes I’ll serve it over rice.

A 1 lb bag of beans and a one pint can of beans weigh about the same amount. As for storage, one of the first projects I undertook when I moved into my house was to make sure space would not be an issue. I built myself some custom shelves.