Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

I had this happen to me once when I was trapped in a whale. Sat down to play hand of poker. Next thing you know 40 years had passed by.

Student brought Madonna’s Sex book to school. Made it on one of the evening tabloid shows. Tossed small rodents into the open windows of passing cars. Sodomized baseball players with broom handle. Checked girls underwear on the way into prom to make sure they weren’t wearing thongs. Blink 182

Only two of those are on Wikipedia.

Take a bunch of sheltered early 20th century peasants and tell them they are the best soldiers in the world. Send them off to war with instructions to kill one of two groups of people that look the same, sound the same, dress the same and carry the same weapons. They were never meant to survive.

Not me. That would require initiative on my part.

This one is an edit meant to be more absurd than the original. But there was a YouTube video on how to read Heathcliff and it is about how with each comic you are seeing the middle of a story and the reader needs to create the story before and after the comic to make it all make sense.

We will not be rewatching that. I couldn’t make heads or tails if it when it was on the first time and I’m definitely not trying to revisit it. But it is that bad.

We are working our way through it now. The first season is absolute trash that is so dull and slow that it’s almost impossible to watch. After that things pick up and start getting good. I’m told that you can skip the first season and come back and watch it later with an understanding of everything it’s setting up. But I decided to watch the first season in proper order.

After we finished this it’s on to Farscape.

Dan is the guy that knows stuff. Jordan is the loud sidekick comic relief.

Alexa, set an eye exam appointment for Worx.

Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.