One is never fully dressed without a smile

True. On the other hand, fire pretty 😍

Same! I miss a lot from back then…

2010 apparently

Biologists out here naming birds stuff like “hot breasted milf” and no one does anything about it

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

I once worked with a guy who had a huge crush on another coworker and then she ended up dating his identical twin brother

I usually hear vers in a broader top/bottom conversation and switch is usually in a dom/sub bdsm context. Not saying that’s how it is, but that’s where I usually hear them used.

Same. I was really hoping for some bigotry fafo moment

All i know is it eventually flew off

I was swimming with stingrays once and the guide was going over some rules and got pissed off at a seagull trying to grab the fish he was about to feed the stingray, and straight up punched it out of the air! It was hilarious!