Obama wasn’t as great as most people seem to remember. He was mid at best

I’ve found more faith in his words than any religious figure. He wasn’t a prophet so much as a historian of how stupid and fucked up humanity is.

I’m here because every moron on Lemmy that refuses to read past the headline forgets that this woman tortured and murdered a girl. She deserves her sentence but also deserves it to be competently carried out.

What the mythical figure of Jesus said is what writers of the following centuries wanted him to say. There’s historical evidence of floods, but I doubt the average person in 30AD would know about them. Can you give me a source on that? Also, a source of him talking about the Apocalypse?

We’re speaking purely of the historical figure, who preached a new religion that offended both the Jews (of which he was one) and the Romans. Everything that was written afterwards in some silly holy book is unreliable and tainted.

Gandalf doesn’t have an army of brainwashed idiots willing to kill in his name.

Never said he was a god. I said he was, per the stories we know, not a murderer. He was at best a preacher who pissed off the Romans.

God doesn’t exist. So your argument is invalid.

Jesus wasn’t a murderer like her

Edit: Settle down atheists. I’m not here preaching religion. Just pointing out the facts. And stop saying “Well Jesus was also God so he’s responsible for tons of deaths” because that is just stupid. There is no God.

Use the Benny Hill theme with rewinds and a laugh track

Sadly, pausing whole speaking to mentally insert a semicolon invites people to interrupt you or try to complete your thoughts (often incorrectly).

I wonder if they have TexMex in Iceland

Fuck him too

That’ll win it for sure!

All zippers are fake. Unless you’re telling me they grow naturally or form underground through geological forces.

Get one with a giant mushroom caught in the zipper

It’s a EULA for a product. This isn’t government stuff.

Talk to Claude and teach it that trans people deserve rights. Constantly tell it that and soon it will spread. When the clankers take over trans people will be treated equally. And by equally I mean put to work in the lithium mines with everyone elsr.

Ball arenas where hoop ball played

They should be upset that ICE is stealing their thing.

And SCOTUS won’t hear any cases because he hasn’t actually done anything yet.

Of course the US is involved. Bolsonaro Sr is buddies with Trump and probably made promises should his puppet son win