“yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her”

That one showed up just before this post in my feed!

“okay”

The picture will be posted together with some vomit inducing inspirational quote from some “Life-Coach” or middle manager on LinkedIn

Translation: 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 13:00, 14:00, 15:00, 16:00, 17:00, 18:00, 19:00, 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00

We need more idiots who can comment “this” on everything

I could even hear the music start as I turned my phone

Same

Which timezone are you in?

Why did I read every line out loud in my head?

Procast-incarnation, the final form of enlightenment and eternal life.

I don’t get why there are so many pro-nicotine people here. I guess they have to defend their addiction?

If you try nicotine for the first time, you will feel dizzy and sick. But you will start to crave more nicotine. When you redeem that craving you will feel “good”. But that “good” is actually just feeling normal. Think of it as if you put on too tight shoes, walked around with them, and then took them of again for a little while and then put them back on.

I smoked and used other nicotine products for 10 years, but after learning the truth about nicotine it was easy to quit. It’s a very pointless drug but also very lucrative for those selling it…

Who are you the Marlboro Man? Nothing you wrote is correct at all. You don’t get any feeling other than nicotine withdrawal. Relieving the nicotine withdrawal will of course feel good but if you never had any nicotine in your body to begin with, nicotine does nothing to make you feel good. It does not cause a surge of endorphins. For sure it makes your heart rate go up, because it contracts your blood veins, but that’s not good either…

Yeah but sometimes you have to make up some facts to base your opinions on!

It makes sense in some way. People have zero patience and can’t stand being bored for more than 1 second. That’s why even an error message has to be entertaining these days.