made a donation to the church of Scientology in their name

you … are an evil… evil person. I like you.

but do they have chicken tacos?

“We were going to sit you up so you can breathe, but, uhm. there’s a cat on your back. so we can’t. Cat Law.”

This… this is so wrong…. I can’t stop laughing.

Shove them into the street. That’ll get someone’s attention. (preferably not when cars are coming, but that’s pretty optional too.)

There’s already ageist restrictions.

It’s the simplest and cleanest way to do it at the moment.

You’re not wrong but he wanted the BK kids meal crown, too.

Okay…. So I think at this point, one of the democrats should buy one of their interns a new couch and take the old one to Vance’s house and slap a sign that says “Free… I got stood up” outside.

*Laughs in American*

*sobs in americsn*

Why are we so backwards?

I’m curious.

What’s your line of work, if you don’t mind?

Shitting in your own house is socialism.

(/s)

In the US it’s because our cops are incompetent and having a lawyer in the room makes it “too hard” to do an investigation.

In the US, the only answer you should ever give a cop without a lawyer present is “I don’t answer questions without a lawyer present.”

And when they lie to you and try to tell you that you have to answer… don’t believe them. They’re legally allowed to lie to you.

I’m guessing that Musk is now finding out that Trump doesn’t actually pay his debts.

Is it me, or is that cross of hers getting bigger and bigger all the time?

“this is your dick. This is your dick on drugs. No. really. OUCH. Don’t do drugs, kay!” is a very persuasive message.

And yes, it is horrifying. Though I kinda think it’s karmic justice in Musk’s case.

So hard use of ketamine causes extensive damage to the urinary tract, and damages the bladder (and eventually causes kidney failure as shit backs up.)

It makes pissing incredibly painful.

Thing is, when ejaculating, semen also passed through the urethra, which is part of the lower urinary tract. So that would also probably be incredibly painful as well.

Growing up, we had one Doxie that would nose around the bowl. The a golden-mut mix that would go “aRo-Roo-Roo-roo” softly. (This was Snickers, a very good doggo.)

Then there was another Doxie of my moms that had been trained to ring a bell to go out…. She’d also ring the bell and immediately go to the food bowl.

Pretty sure he can’t, actually.

Too much Special K.

Meth fueled hate.

Booze’n’hate

Also, lying on your resume.

it shouldn’t… that shoe leather has been dessicated for some time. But he had to dump it somewhere.