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“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”
2·2 days agoEver heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment…
They do. They’re just drones, tho.
Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON’T!
LOOK! DRONES!
Well I’ll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!
Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.
1·3 days ago“Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD…!”
2·3 days agoBlue Cross backpedaled real fuckin’ hard on the whole “we won’t pay for your surgeries anesthesia” things right after.
What? I haven’t fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.
Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!
2·4 days agoFuckin’ A.
52·5 days agoI ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.
Applicable Carlin quotes:
“If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, your fucked.”
“Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers.”
And finally “You ever notice how these ‘pro-life’ dicks are people you’d never wanna fuck in the first place?!”
"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”
- Pastor David Barnhart
“We’re so pro-life we’ll fucking KILL YOU to prove it!”
212·5 days agoHey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!
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No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.
Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
Yes, it is.
I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.
My $.02
“One dead CEO.”
“Many more to go.”
Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.