You did it so well, I started hearing it in their voices after a few lines. Well done.

I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.

Anons image choice game is strong though.

Im just pissed that i didn’t think of this back when i was a bachelor.

I think its pretty obvious what’s happening, the media are changing their tune right after an arab country gave Trump a luxury jet as a “gift”. Qatar has figured out that Trump can be bought, and through him get the corporate media to follow.

To him: yes. To his grandkids: no. They don’t deserve to get sick and possibly die just because their grandpa is an idiot.

The meaning of life is when catholics do a song and dance number about how every sperm is sacred.

But, it’s counter-productive to donate money to Ukraine to aid in their defense against the Russian Invasion of their country, and then support an instance that is actively spreading Russian propaganda against Ukraine. Seems like you have to make a choice there, and I choose to side with the people being wronged.

Most of the bad people ARE the religious people.

You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

LibreOffice is dead? When did that happen? I just installed it on my new system a few months ago.

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They probably figured out better ways to do it through Trump org and not have to subject themselves to casino regulator investigations.

Does bottom anon not know how mirrors work?

Well put.

I wish i could, but this was 2 years ago, and once the post blew up huge, OP deleted it. Some Lemmy historian may have a copy, but alas, i do not.

Basically, OP posted a question where they said they didn’t want to poop during the upcoming weekend, and then asked how they could keep from pooping for three days. This was shortly after the Reddit API exodus.

The comments were very helpful, reasoned, and…Nah, im just kidding, they pretty much went the way you would expect, with lots of wild speculation about why OP didn’t want to poop for three days, and lots of “helpful” suggestions about how to not poop for three days.

Strangely though, i think the post did a lot of good, as it showed a lot of ex-redditors that Lemmy could work as a reddit replacement, and be just as goofy as the original.

You obviously weren’t here for the guy who didn’t want to poop for days. There were a LOT of replies on that one.

They would say Trump is in a biblical relationship, after all Lot fucked his daughters according to their bible.

“Let go my sandy eggo!” Just doesn’t sound very appetizing.

Well, David Lander also wound up diagnosed wirh MS, and at a certain point couldn’t act anymore. Whereas Michael McKean didn’t have that issue.