The word you’re looking for is Rook.

That’s max-level dad material there. Punny and affirming.

Wow, fuck that horseshit.

Mashed potatoes from KFC. It just tastes like and empty sadness.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US

I drank too much kombucha in a short time period and it gave me a terrible bellyache.

Fountain pens are very cool, though. My problem is own more inks than pens.

Allergy warnings on products that are very clearly are made of potential allergens, such as a peanut allergen warning on a jar of peanut butter.

I see what you did there. Very clever!

Came here for the “use Linux” comments. Like clockwork. To be fair: I’m guilty of it too.

Local roasters, because I enjoy their coffee and enjoy supporting small and local businesses when I can.

I think it’s just how much I hate working for other people.

Or I hate work.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you can hate both at the same time!

1. Yes.
2. I really enjoy my Ducky One 3 with Cherry MX brown switches.

sudo apt install external-garage

Fuck South America, I guess.

Before ChatGPT kicked off the AI boom in late 2022, you may recall Zuckerberg was convinced virtual reality would take over the world. As of Q1, the company’s Reality Labs team has burned some $60 billion trying to make the Metaverse a thing.

Absolutely hilarious.

You can do anything once.

Wonderful coffee, sitting in a quiet room reading a book, and snuggling with my dog.

Another, completely separate answer: eating pussy.

lol neat!

Reddit blocks you plain and simple if you use a vpn

Not really true. Some VPN IPs are blocked, so you’d have to select a new VPN endpoint and try again.

Source: have done this multiple times when switching VPN endpoints.