So a tablet?

Who out there claiming old things aren’t scary?

Do you?

Or do you just complain on international women’s day?

Oh, so you just regurgitate Russian propaganda out of your own free will?

You should ask to get paid.

Eh, this god is lazy. They even had to rest a whole day.

True, it is life balance.

Work is always secondary.

You must wear plaid and have a beard with a curly mustache.

Eh, hate speech against Neo Nazis is fine by me.

They need to be treated exactly the way they treat others.

Is that the definition of slop?

Wouldn’t that make an ant hill slop?

If they are 5mm, they are too thick

Every day at least once

Doubt a vibrating string will make no sound.

Just about in any civilized country.

If you put one next to them, yeah

The only one who can actually say you have a perfect accent is a native speaker.

This seems like self-diagnosed.

You could have switched the sexes and the joke would still land exactly the same.

Don’t try to make this a gender-specific issue.

Depends entirely on the moral and the money.

Would I rip out a page from a hardcover book for a billion dollar? Probably.

Would I kill a human being for any amount? Absolutely not.

Clearly, they don’t. As arrow74 has explained.

Steal that one back as well

Do we need a robot guillotine for those or will a regular one do?