Not a yank, but surely the best bet is to vote for Biden and hope he croaks?

This trend has now reversed and younger people believe anything a YouTuber or influencer tells them tho

Oh come on, “I can’t learn languages because I’m mentally ill” is a pretty good excuse 😂

Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!

Books before, now ebooks while avoiding Amazon like the plague

Went to Greece last year and they’re pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip

In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros

Press “no tip” while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment

It’s your civic duty as a European

Average Friday night in Benidorm

Pigeons are just seagulls that somecunt bought from wish.com

Fresh croutons are one of the single best advantages of an air fryer

Part-baked baguette cut into chunks, spray with olive oil, six minutes, shake after three. Nothing else needed

Then immediately went down to 3.5% when people realised it still doesn’t work properly lol

You’re a viking that died

Pretty sure they all did that

if these people could just get it through there their heads to quit while there they’re ahead

Fuck me that’s just fucking laziness innit?

Some cunt could post a meme about a samurai in Cote/ d’Ivoire eating a durian fruit and some yank would still say “Ya that’s such a democrat thing to do brah”

I heard there was a website called only fans, you might be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenterested

Is there a better asklemmy than the ML one?

I didn’t realise the asklemmy I was seeing was that bunch of nutjobs

I always find it amusing to think that one builder somewhere decided to spark up a blunt and utterly fucking destroyed one of the most culturally significant buildings in the entire world, and probably only he knows he did it

Imagine investing in a company that employs people stupid enough to think spamming Lemmy is a good business move

They *think they dominate the internet because they only speak one language

40 years ago in the UK it was shown at 8am as a filler program when nobody was watching, because it was so painfully contrived

WTF does that say $56 for 30 X 355ml?!?!