This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

Simulation like this should be a 2 year ban. Why the fuck does doping count as cheating but cheating doesn’t count as cheating?

It’s a fucking disgrace. Flopping and straight up pretending you took a punch to the face are very different things.

You know how that Chelsea tiktoker just screams obnoxiously about every Chelsea result?

That’s the sort of social media accounts that were claiming Arsenal were winning it. Obnoxious bait to get interaction from opposing fans.

Anyone one else was full of hope. But knew WE HAD TO BEAT CITY AT LEAST ONCE.

City wrapped the title up earlier than we should have let them. That was our choke. but not winning the title was not a choke. CITY WERE ALWAYS FAVES.

Every time the ‘collapse’ is brought up the table shows arsenal 8 points clear with city having 2 games in hand, and we had not played city once yet.

Yes we should have taken the title race to the last week or two. But we were never truly in the box seat. Saliba getting injured and dropping more points just wrapped the season up a bit earlier.

At our best we were 8 points clear against a team with two games in hand and we hadn’t played the best premier league side in history a single time yet. Only people looking for Twitter/TikTok engagement were thinking we were going to get more than 1 point from city. Based on that, assuming both games in hand city would win, and they would take 3 extra points in head to heads we were already 1 point behind even at our biggest lead.

Bro you can’t waffle for that long and then say Emi is the best keeper in the world. He was way worse for Villa than Ramsdale was for us last season.

He wasn’t even top 5 keepers in the world cup. He just saved the ones we remember.

Jesus christ, he won a mickey mouse individual trophy because he saved a couple of pens and a game saving final minute shot in the world cup final win.