Oh woah I love that song

What.

What about ducks

Well then you can find out who guides the guidance counselors

Not even mad that was some proper fuckery

Which makes me wonder if people don’t realize they are the ads

The grass is always greener

Prayers brother that’s what an ounce of mids costs here:(

“Two hundred thousand years of evolution, and for what?”

Honestly the scariest thing about first contact is if absolutely nothing changes.

Absolutely not lol

When Reddit gives you lemons, don’t make lemmynade. Make Reddit take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

Well then put it back

Also: Telling the teacher they forgot to collect the homework even though you know you don’t do it.