Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties
Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic
A fatal case of the sillies
Those damn juicy Advent burgers
My next DnD character will be a bicyclist
I’m guessing that they are moving to 5 days in office. My wife works for an Amazon subsidiary and that’s what they have to do now. They were on 3 days before
All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?
Oops I did it again
I was wrong, and happy to be so now.
This better not be a legal alien
I don’t want to nap
The joke is too old for him
Doors and corners kid
Not if it’s plugged into a peripheral hub
He’s the fresh faced ingenue mogul, new to the the social media scene
Le enlightened apolitical centrist
Not having adhd so I could make a better use of time, for family, relaxation, chores, career advancement. So I didn’t have to lean on my wife’s emotional intelligence and knack for planning so much, and so I would be better at maintaining relationships with those who aren’t in my immediate vicinity