Jerkface

An insufferance of jerkfaces.

enclose.horse Day 2
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I enclosed the hell out of that horse.

You asked me to enclose the horse. Well, it’s enclosed. What do you want?

It was posted on the Internet. You basically have to do it.

Horse: enclosed.

Am I the only one that read this as an incest joke?

The curds at the grocer here are 12USD for an 8oz pack and they don’t squeak. I don’t blame them, but I wouldn’t call it poutine.

I wonder if I, too, could be a citizen by recursion.

“Great thinkin’ there, genius.”

Gets the point across, but nobody ever gets mad at the insinuation that you fell short of a high bar.

“AI bust subtracts more than a trillion dollars from wealth of US tech barons in 2026”

No, I hate it- it’s perfect.

Fully. Functional. ~help I’m being crushed by memes!~

I choose to believe that the people who did this aren’t idiots, but heroes.

That sounds like a lot of responsibility.

Mashup artist detected

Yes, 69 is way better when 420 comes first.

The article claims that they are:

We backed up Spotify (metadata and music files).

No, you have to bring it with you.

It’s what plants crave.

I hear the sheepherding meta is toxic this season.