“No, no. We ‘bought’ your debt. You work for Arby’s now.”
Former top 1%'er of Reddit (as if that means anything). Finally free. Let’s go bois.
“No, no. We ‘bought’ your debt. You work for Arby’s now.”
No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.
5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see
If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I’d love it even more
Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters
And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too
I’m in my 40s and married with a kid and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m winging it. We’re all just that same little kid we were but in an adult body trying to figure out the world. I did get called sir by a younger co-worker and I made them swear to never say it again. Just call me dude or something lol
Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”
They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they’ll be all set
I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.
I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad
I’ve been using this one and its been working well so far
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread
“pm’d you the fix” 😐
“Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come.”
Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.
Majestic.
“Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?” Nah. “Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you’ll never use?” No thanks. “Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that’s 10x the cost of what you’re paying today?” What? No. “Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won’t but say we raised all this money for?” Nope.