It seems like you should keep the Yaris, even if you get a new car. That little guy is your trusty friend. Take care of it.

Israeli politicians and pundits call for violence and genocide against defenseless civilians in Gaza and nobody bats an eye but one member of a tier of people that make enough money to hire their own private army gets capped, and everyone loses their mind.

If your job requires you to ruin people’s lives or cause their untimely death, it is reasonable to assume that you would need private security. I hate to victim blame (not really) but it seems to me that it was UHC CEO’s own fault that he got taken out by an amateur. I’d say do better next time but…

I’m just saying, if you are gonna instantly repost the image I spent time and effort making, at least gimme a shout out. It’s all about getting some love, the only currency worth anything ont the interwebz.

Sneaking those two people’s hearts past customs must have been a doozy.

You know, you can crosspost.

YouTube TV is the best deal on a service nobody wants anymore.

True story: In 2018 I was pretty sure I was or was about to have a heart attack and possibly a stroke. I drove to the ER rather than call an ambulance. As soon as they checked my vitals, they prepped me for emergency surgery. As I was in the O.R. my wife was listing our second home (he one we wanted to retire in) for sale because she was certain that the medical expenses would bankrupt us. Everything worked out well, but the fact that while I might be breathing my last breaths all I am worried about is leaving my wife in financial ruin is not something I can let go of.

Me, who lived in Texas for 22 years.

…penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while.

• The skis are going to be very heavy
• Sucks to be you if you don’t like the design or feel of them.
• The skis have holes in them for the tracks
• The tracks don’t add much help given that skins have little forward resistance.
• I suspect that the skis will do very poorly in powder conditions.

My comment history and the fact that I have not been banned disagree with your assessment.

Deport him to Florida.

World moderation seemed too “all up in my business”, so I ditched it fairly quickly. I get that ML users have a reputation for being obnoxious about their politics, but the moderation has been very “hands off”…as far as I can tell.

What a Chad.

All I am saying is that if you see a dog snarling, don’t poke it with a stick. It seems … ill advised.

Meanwhile, the Internet be like…

You’re too quick! I had responded in the wrong place.

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.