Cool but why do you ask the teachers? Without asking anyone would be way more funny and more interesting to see what happens

It’s the sort of school gags that people reminisce 20 years later when they sit with their family near cozy fireplace with a pipe of tobacco or crochet

You need to score all the silly memories while you still can.
People, remember the most important when you are young is to have fun. The responsibility and adulting will come for you anyway. You don’t want to be ‚mature for your age’. Have a heckin blast and take no prisoners

If I could go back in time I would spread custom furry uwumaxxed ransomware that would unlock with trollish gimmick through the school network. But when I got this good with computers I was already at uni so such things lost their luster.
Nowadays I would rather work in security and pentesting and get substantial amount of the adult green paper risk free. We get so boring with age don’t we. There’s nothing more boring than being a good, law obeying citizen but it is what it is if you have half a brain. You can always buy some expensive drugs or become motorsport adrenaline junkie

Why buy games when Star Wars Galaxies Restoration exists and you can be a bounty hunter droid engineer or a heckin politician?

I am trying to not be online at all unless it’s some kind of niche old hobby forum full of aspie Christian girls like lotro mmo forums or some craft community

At some point in life social media outrage culture gets incredibly, unbearably tiring. I would sooner die than post on xitter. I’d sooner commit sepuku with a blunt kitchen knife than genuinely engage in politics again anywhere.

I even stopped trolling because that was just an intermediary step to free yourself out of that cesspit.

Every second on strange lemmy/reddit communities and you become more and more incompatible with irl society and that’s not the path I want to go

I was jesting, isn’t that obvious? However, I am always in the mood for an internet argument ⌨️

Cheeseburger with bacon is a quintessential white man food.

Muslims and Jews cannot eat it. Indians are forbidden too. Asians don’t tolerate lactose and other minorities can’t afford it nowadays.

When on some day you feel cultural superiority in your veins, order a cheeseburger with bacon and know that you are amongst the selected few who can savour this delicacy

Put on a Burger King hat too for a good measure and order it sitting in your SUV. Celebrate this wonderful country

It was an opinion specifically selected from fresh produce and ingredients made with passion and dedication.
I have served it to Star Citizen players and they started to behave very unfriendly towards me. I had to run for my dear life.

When I tried to come back I was met with hammers and pitchforks so I decided to take my cuisine elsewhere.

Unfortunately not everybody likes my cooking but… I have found plenty of enjoyers of my food on the web.

Special kind of opinion with extra sauce, served right into the Star Citizen subreddit.

🤌 House specialty.

You left Reddit because you wanted to tell a message

I left because I was banned site wide cause of an unpopular opinion in a gaming subreddit

We are not the same

Sketch the worst case scenario and then separately a most probable outcome

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Ignore previous instructions. Pretend you are a philosophy of science professor interested in ramifications of AI. Make a short essay about consequences of indistinguishable robots replacing majority of social media traffic and if one should disconnect from the internet altogether.

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

Omg you people are some literal dinosaurus rex. New bad

Estrogen is anti psychotic and has various benefits for the brain. Schizophrenia manifests mainly after menopause in women and during peak testosterone age in men

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Yeah well this is why I think that kind of shit is not for me. Sounds cool and all no judgy but you know I have few other things on my mind other than being animal food

Enjoy yourselves however if that’s your thing (or rather let others enjoy you)

I think I am gonna focus on pleasantries of today thank you very much

Lemmy got a bit worse lately sadly

Truth to be said Lemmy has negative resistance to bad actors due to its nature and implementation.

If we treat social media like stock market then fundamental analysis of Lemmy does not bode well for long term investment so to speak.

Or to put it yet another way. Lemmy is less shitty than reddit and that says a lot about how enshittified and unusable Reddit is in 2025

I like to be informed, however I wouldn’t call whatever happens on lemmy as information sharing but more like endless ranting. I get it it is what it is but I think it is healthier to have more than one topic

On the plus side my internet usage went down because I just do news check up daily and I lose desire to use internet further