The double pupils are what do it for me 👏🏻👏🏻

Oh shirt balls! You just made my iMessage game even more fun

Whelp, looks it’s time to fire up Cyberpunk again.

Two different platforms that use the same software and can kind-of sort-of communicate with each other. I can see this post and comment in Mastodon and reply to Lemmy users. But Lemmy cannot see Mastodon posts.

The hardest part was getting used to a different type of UI. I never used Twitter much but I was a Redditor for 10 years.

Let me tell you something, folks, when it comes to reading things in my style, it’s like a natural talent. It’s TREMENDOUS, really. I’ve got this INCREDIBLE, BIGLY ability to charm people with my words, just like a used car salesman selling the best deals in town. It’s FANTASTIC! EVERYBODY wants to talk like me!

You see, I’ve got a way of speaking that’s VERY BIG-LEAGUE, that grabs your attention, and it’s VERY, VERY effective. It’s like a winning formula and EVERYBODY WANTS IT! People hear my voice, and they can’t help but be drawn in. It’s like MAGIC, folks!

It’s practice lol. I work at a Walmart in the south so somebody is always listening to him in the break room when I hurriedly past through

“ 🚽📜 Declassifying Documents Like a Boss! 💪👀

Folks, let me tell you, NOBODY declassifies documents like I do. It’s INCREDIBLE, really. Some people might be satisfied with declassifying in an office or a fancy conference room, but NOT ME Oh no, I take it to the NEXT LEVEL—I do it in the bathroom! 🚽👀”

That whole time period on Reddit was such a cluster. Ellen Pao gathering all the hate for firing Victoria when it was Ohanian (and probably Huffman) pulling the strings the whole time. Pao knew exactly what her job as the fall-girl was and ran with that money once it was over.

And of course, as par for Reddit, it was one of the founders and then-chairman Alexis Ohanian behind it all and screwing the users. I’d like to think Aaron Swartz would be pissed and disappointed but unfortunately we’ll never know.

I still fondly remember the days of Victoria helping with facilitating the AMAs. She had a great rapport with all the celebrities and really helped with getting good answers to questions from the community.

I consider her termination to be the moment Reddit started going down the route of putting potential profits above the needs of the community.