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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Let me tell you something, folks, when it comes to reading things in my style, it’s like a natural talent. It’s TREMENDOUS, really. I’ve got this INCREDIBLE, BIGLY ability to charm people with my words, just like a used car salesman selling the best deals in town. It’s FANTASTIC! EVERYBODY wants to talk like me!

    You see, I’ve got a way of speaking that’s VERY BIG-LEAGUE, that grabs your attention, and it’s VERY, VERY effective. It’s like a winning formula and EVERYBODY WANTS IT! People hear my voice, and they can’t help but be drawn in. It’s like MAGIC, folks!

    It’s practice lol. I work at a Walmart in the south so somebody is always listening to him in the break room when I hurriedly past through