gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

Shake Your Screen" Optical Illusion refers to a fetish drawing category

how could a dancing frog meme be turned into a…

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ah, right-o. carry on, then.

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

Yamaha makes nice basses, no doubt about that. I’d love to own a vintage BB series bass someday.

I bought a different brand of massager, for massaging, and it works really well for loosening tight muscles and easing pain. Highly recommend getting one.

It did come with some attachments that seem tailored to groin muscles, but those can live in the junk drawer.

And yes, everyone who sees it in my house makes a joke about using it to whack-off, but I have no problem with that.

need to still be able to get in and cancel the service before the trial ends.

there’s probably a lot of better ways to do it, but I only need a free trial for small stuff a few times a year, so I’ve never looked too far into it

moving the period around in an email address allows some sites to see it as a new user, but ignored by the email client.

so new.user@email.com and n.ewuser@email.com can both make accounts, and not even need to make a mask.

this probably works better for some domains than others, but I’ve had great success with it.

keep running up that hill

Yavanna gets the last word in

how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

that’s a whole lot of toothpicks

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

be the repost you wish to see in this world

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.

well now, how about that

of course you don’t!

I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

the ol’ muddy basement window