I have that same outside light fixture. It’s shit.

I loaded up the 6 boxes of gold into my car and the friendly police man helped me drag all 3 of them into the station. I sure hope there’s a reward for the 1 box of gold I found, shame there was no money with it.

I can’t legally drive because my eyesight is too shit, fuck me, right?

I never used to like getting blow jobs. I even once dated a girl with such a bad gag reflex that blow jobs were off the table for years and I didn’t miss them at all.

Then I met someone who absolutely loves giving blow jobs and that all changed. She’s able to push past her gag reflex, she’s able to take my entire dick down her throat and she’s able to keep it up until I inevitably cum. I feel incredibly lucky and I’d miss those blow jobs a lot if they ever stopped.

Holy shit, I know a guy just like this. Has the full monk robes and special monk name, but also has severe anger issues and reacts violently at the smallest thing.

It’s no wonder his wife left him.

Yes, all those XP machines kept upgrading…

No, the actual market share of Windows 11 specifically, even against other Windows OS’s, far surpasses Linux.

It’s a nice circle jerk, but it has way more market share than Linux (at least on desktop, which y’know it’s a desktop OS), so by that measure it is a “success”.

You have to really stretch to some abstract definition of success to call it a failure.

It installed fine on my machine yesterday as far as I can tell. Also seems no different to before.

By the time you get to the bosses, the shitty potions don’t heal enough anyway.

I appreciate the RPG’s that let you craft better potions from the shit ones, but I still never use them.

I feel like every industry says that their staff are the horniest.

Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.

You do not understand the issue. This is a bot reposting content to lemmy.

This is a lemmy problem.

Well you get Trump and more MAGA bullshit if you don’t, so…

Anyone that says the Dems are just as bad as MAGA is deluded.

I think that’s a slightly different thing, albeit with a similar outcome depending on intent.

You can make “indestructible” versions of lots of things, but that doesn’t mean they’re remotely affordable or even desirable (due to weight or materials used).

A company deliberately making something bad so it breaks is what you’re describing, but a company making something lower quality so it’s cheaper isn’t necessarily the same.

I only started trying weed in my late 30’s and vaping/smoking it just does not appeal at all, so edibles it is.

I have tried a few different kinds now from different vendors and I can tell you that there’s a lot of variance out there. I’m was hoping I’d be able to dial in my “ideal” dose but 20mg from one vendor will absolutely send me while 20mg from another does precisely fuck all.

I know if you smoke/vape it you can dial in your ideal much more carefully but 🤢

I do sleep on edibles but it doesn’t feel like restful sleep, I feel groggy as shit the next day.

I mean… they give you a place to live in return…

Renting / landlords by themselves aren’t necessarily a bad thing, it’s poor renters rights and particularly shitty landlords that are the problem.

I say this as someone who got on the properly ladder just as much to get away from shit landlords as anything.

I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?

That’s exactly it. He’s not saying he doesn’t understand basic commerce, he’s saying he wants to steal the bananas instead of paying for them.

That’s why Trump never pays his bills, he doesn’t want to “lose” that money.