Return it to the Alfa Centauri or wherever you got it.

High esteemed shtpstr @The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world, your suggestion will be analyzed and dismissed as soon as possible.

That’s cute, but what could you possibly do with the card number alone? Without CVV or something?

Yeah, the most important technology news.

None. Just food-demanding noise-mess-shit generators.

Three. You need 3!

then you need good viable alternatives to driving.

Correct.

mental health crisis

And that guy was in a car? And everybody is ok with it?

As long as you’re not forcing anyone or not lying to make someone do something – all is good.

Stop listening to priests and the world will become a much easier and logical place.

English missionaries (singing “God save the Queen” and handing out the rifles): You called?

Museum, not a practical course.

Eat sheep – save nature!

Nice. Keep it going!

Student<continue to paint brick in yellow>: Sayense!

Society: your naivety is cute but no – you’re staying.

Fans of conspiracy theories do researches? :)

‘If it’s the only place to play Mario, you buy it’

Can someone rephrase this sentence? I don’t understand it.

A terrorist who terrorizes the IT sphere.

Those who give money to the IT-terrorist organization Nintendo.

What stress? Work stress? One thing. Social stress? Another. Geopolitical shit? Third response.