I read how French pronounce numbers. Anyone would cry.

Wind turbines are huge and scary. Imagine it falls on your head?

Produces red fluorescent silk?

Vim users: Weeeéeeeeee…

Whadyuwanna, gmman?

Train: Choo-choo! (surpasses)(Pikachu: what?!)

Bag in summer. No way I would be able to fit all things I need in summer clothes pockets anyway.

Right hand, left pocket. But the left pocket of a jacket. I never keep the phone in my trousers pocket.

Wasn’t it the USA who started fucked up everyone around?

Let me guess – your friends, with whom you didn’t share, break your knees and now they constantly hurt?

Trump season is here.

At least the US is starving its own kids.

I said “sane”…

Nobody in their same mind uses Microsoft software for anything more important than solitaire.

Now slam the door on Trump for the very same reason. “People hate him.”

It has always been: common people have never had a say in the law-making in the US. They can’t even elect a fresh new king: only 2 types of pre-provided kings are possible.

and test-fired it.

Nice. What CEO did you choose?

In my culture the “decade” is 10 days, so 100 decades is approximately 3 years.

Yeah, military engineers are often crazy. Good that they don’t make decisions on who will use the trenches and blindages.

Fat? No, but dumb enough to understand my phrase as “each and every without a single exception”. Dumb as an American.