given that the only time i’ve ever played a paladin it was actually just a very confused zealot barbarian, i can confirm that paladins are not real
also i love seeing your art on here! its a sweet little break in between all the politics lol <3
I’d like to be the blue dude. I want to try running a little campaign, but my group has 2 very good GMs and I’m generally nervous and not good at talking. I’ve considered maybe running something online with some vague online friends to learn how, but our GMs are my roommates and I’m sure they would hear me playing with strangers and ask why and/or insist that our own group won’t judge me. Which they wouldn’t, but that doesn’t mean I want to look like a fuck up in front of them in comparison to the standard of GMing theyre used to 
the only one i actually remember is toys are us and honestly it wasn’t that great? i don’t see the appeal, but maybe its just that my family could never really afford much in there
my general RPG setting notes/planning doc is 42k words long. i haven’t even had time to run anything in it yet lmaoo