Fuck yes. Finally!

Sweeeet

He didn’t know America had mountains.

Aneurysm post

Yeah but they’ve been letting people from India scam everyones grandparents for decades. They clearly have no morals what-so-ever.

Think how much better America could be if all the MAGAts were deported instead. I don’t know who would be willing to take them aside from Russia, but I also don’t care as long as they’re not here.

He’s too busy eating shit.

I don’t know anything about him. In what way is he comically the opposite of what would be desired for this role?

It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

Website doesn’t exist or something.

Have you been lobotomized or do you just work for Nintendo?

Deport them… To HELL!

I mean, clearly the underwear is worn like the left and the pants like the right.

I can tell you an intro I always skip, SG-1. I love that show so much, but the into sucks for all 10 seasons.

It’s broken clocks.

You don’t have to LIKE it, you just have to SEE it.

If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

Do we care about the switch? Is that something we’re doing now?

I bet people avoid you in your personal life.

Bad for america, bad for the world.