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Dgar - @dgar@aus.social - 5h

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

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Hanlon’s razor.

Alpha vampires on TikTok

You can’t just drop that like it’s a normal thing to say…

BUT NOT TOO FAST OTHERWISE THEY’LL TURN INTO GENDER GAS

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

ublock-origin

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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

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Reason number one: it’s a company.

This is just what I was looking for! Thank you 🍋

I switched because I really hated windows 11. When it first launched it was such a broken, buggy, unusable mess I just decided it was easier to learn linux

It’s probably better now but I still haven’t had a need to go back

I c² what you did there!