Perfection :3

Heck yeah, good job following your dreams! <3

Stinky dog uwu

Aww dang, electricity is homophobic? turns off the lights

But you make the world a better place by not giving in to the meanies and being nice instead <3

The song they chant to transfer their soul into the object is actually pretty dope! I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy, diggy hole. I’ll give it a shot when I’m dying, but I’ll make sure there aren’t any MLP toys around.

edit: turns out the song is actually based on a Minecraft clip! I guess this comic references the original clip, not the song, but it’s a good song nonetheless.

Does anybody want to manage some big di- data security with me? 🥺 👉👈

Try to find a parking spot in the city, man, it’s impossible! This one hasn’t even dried yet, and it’s already taken.

That’s a very nice way to think about it. Thank you, I needed that today <3

HELL YEAH, MFER, I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW AROOOO

This sounds awesome. I want to SCREAM with you <3

12 steps to get to nothing sounds like a lot. I can get you there in 9! And my internet is faster, too.

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3

You have a very nice forehead