Soon all the scammers will be replaced with AI, and we’ll just have AIs calling AIs all day long.

What’s the use case for those pliers anyways? Seems more unwieldy than a single one and I can’t imagine you could use both heads at once.

Repost bots be like.

I knew The_Picard_Maneuver was a bot, no real human can be that active!

That only works like 50% of the time though!

Inhales pure ozone.

You’d notice if it happened on/near your retina, it was very dark, and you were paying attention. Other than that I don’t think you’re going to notice.

Spaghettification is completely independent of relativistic effects; it just has to do with the gravitational gradient near a very massive body. An object near a massive body experiences more gravity on its “near end” than its “far end” which causes a stretching force. This does mean that spaghettification would be noticeable, and likely very uncomfortable as you’re ripped apart by extreme forces.

tips fedora

You look like you’re thermal throttling, let me squirt some of my thermal paste inside you to help cool you down.

We grow flawless crystals, slice them into perfect disks, engrave billions of arcane runes onto them with magical potions and rays of light, animate them with lightning, and make them do our bidding.

And then we give them an “intelligence” that can’t even count the Rs in strawberry…

That’s basically what parabolic flights for simulating low or no gravity are.

A white cis male completely lacking empathy, to be more specific.

In Minecraft where you can take a few arrows to the face, no. In real life? Absolutely.

But what if it has a bow and arrows? Minecraft skeletons are terrifying.

Better to learn something new than to stay in a hole of ignorance because I can’t accept I’m wrong.

I’m not supposed to share this but I work in the Jewish space laser division and I can tell you that the weather control is actually done with other, invisible Jewish space lasers.

Especially alien planets with Jupiter’s gravity. It’s well known that more gravity == steeper cliffs!

Fair enough, seems to be a legitimate enough study.

Do you have a source for that? I’m skeptical.

That doesn’t really help unless the bag is also soundproof; it could just as easily store what you say and send it off later.