“Heres a baggie with a toothbrush, a travel size toothpastea box of raisins, 50 pennies, and an apple”.

Uninvite the bride.

Eh…I wouldn’t call them “nice”. They were ok. Wouldn’t put them on a nice table.

You FOOL! I’ve already gotten the dhitpost, and I’ve paid NOTHING!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! (This is my evil laugh. Do you like it?)

Not the person you’re replying to, but you could try DuckDuckGo

“His last few meals were bacon.”

Damn. I hope those are MY last few meals! Knowing my luck it’ll be apple sauce and jello.

Knowing me, I would have just said “Yep” and went back to playing with my ninja turtles.

I feel like I’m missing something. I get why you blacked out the address of the gas station. I think it’s overkill. But, I could see some doxxer trying some shit I’m not thinking of.

What I don’t understand is why bother blacking out the last 4 of the credit card? It’s long since expired, and without the other 12 digits, there’s no way to trace it back to you even if it worked.

What am I missing?

Imagine placing an order on UberEats, and being like “Where the hell is my chicken bacon ranch club sandwich??? I ordered it an hour ago!!!” Then you look outside, and see these losers just standing around. Then you get a refund notice on your app, and a message that says “Hey, sorry. I tried delivering your order, but I almost got deported. Sorry about that.”

Because I assume this delivery driver is actually a really cool dude, and would be apologetic. Even though it’s not HIS fault the order didn’t get delivered, and even though he totally made the right call to get the fuck out of there, he probably takes pride in his work, and feels bad that this lady didn’t get her lunch. Sucks for her, but it’s not worth dealing with ICE over. Fuck all that noise. Fuck all this noise. Fuck this administration. Fuck everything about modern day. FUCK! This comment started off trying to lighten the mood with an absurdist observational humor, and ended with me just getting pissed off. Because how could you NOT get pissed off when THIS is our current reality??? How are we NOT rioting city to city? If ever there was a time to fight back with our lives, it’s when fascism stands above us. My grandfather was a great man. You know why? Because he killed nazis. When I was a kid, and realized what world he grew up in, and what world I would have grew up in had it not been for his entire generation, I thanked him. At 7 years old, I thanked my elderly grandfather for setting the world straight that we don’t tolerate nazis.

Now you can take away the label of nazi if you want to be pedantic, but facts are facts. We’re dealing with the same people with a different flag.

Why are we allowing modern day nazis to rule our world?

To be fair, they aren’t chasing him for something he said. They’re chasing him because…uhhhh…brown skin. Which is actually worse.

American here…HEY!!!

…alright, fair enough. You’re right.

You ain’t seen nothin yet! Go and study 1930s Germany. Before the war. Even before the invasions of other countries. Look how they used their government to cement nazi propaganda.

Now look at the USA today. Kinda feels like 1935 Germany I’d say. If that alone doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then I redirect your attention back to studying, because you clearly missed everything to be gained by studying history.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.

Correct me if I’m wrong…but Loops is the only tiktok clone in existence, right?

See, the thing is, the guy with the ball? He’s the one with the ball.

And the guy with the ball??? Well he’s the one with the ball!!! And as we all know, the guy who’s playing with his balls, is the one who controls EVERYTHING!!! So you can’t just give the ball to just anyone. I mean my god! What if you try to give the ball to some guy who’s not ready to run??? You don’t see Brady throwing a football to Stephen Hawking!!! You know why??? Because he’s dead! And also because he can’t run…because, again, he’s dead. Dead people can’t run.

I’m honestly baffled why Usain Bolt never played football. Imagine giving that guy the ball and telling him “your job…is to RUN!!!”

Wasted oppertunity is what that is! Yeah, sure, he competed in the olympics. But just imagine if he made the Cleveland Browns into a winning team! He’d be the highest paid athlete EVER!!!

People would say “You won the BROWNS a championship??? Holy fuck! Lets get you on a box of Wheaties!”

I mean…right?

I mean…I’ve never heard of him, but if you say he hosts a show called “Vape Nation” I already assume he’s a douche.

For me it’s not. Don’t get me wrong, I hate AI.

But also, I don’t buy games from EA for the past 10 years.

So all I’m hearing is that the Madden series will either be sold off, or die.

I only bought every few years. Because really, why buy 2013 when you have 2012? Buuuuut, you can justify buying 2017, when all you have is 2012.

I think that was the first Madden game I bought where it didn’t have a season mode.

I do not give a FUUUUUCK about franchise mode. I don’t care about running a team. I don’t care about controlling an individual player from high school to NFL. I don’t care about designing plays. I don’t care about roster trades.

I don’t even know the names of the players. I don’t know what a nickle or dime is. I just know this play is a passing play, and I can either throw to L1, or X. Then I let the play develop, and see who’s open.

All I want to do is play 16 games, and if we make it, the playoffs. Once we either win or don’t win the superbowl, the game is over for me.

Literally the only 2 modes I give a flying fuck about are exhibition and season. Don’t know don’t care what player packs are, or elite cards, or any of this XP bullshit. I do not give one flying fuck.

But let the guy run, and I press the button, and he throws the ball. Then if he catches it, let me run with it.

And they took away the part of the game I spend 80% of my time in. So I took away any sales I gave them since.

I’m sure Walmart stock holders would enjoy that.

I stand by you on this.

Hey, remember when Hitler invaded Poland?

Hey, remember when Trump invaded Greenland? Oh. Right. That’s called foreshadowing.

I promise myself I won’t cry…promise broken.