As opposed to millenials, gen X and boomers who voted for trump? Why do they get a free pass?

Didn’t work for Steve Jobs.

Well, that’s his right.

…what pension fund?

rubbing nipples

Oh, gosh! That sounds SO bad! Go on, tell us in explicit detail all the drastic measures that X would face. Tell us all the pain they would endure! Spare no detail.

rubs balls

Yeah…yeah almost there…

Oh noooooo 1 billion dollars…such a heavy fine…

Make it 60 billion.

Do you know what this means? They’ve fucked the poors so hard that they had to fuck the middle class. Then they fucked the middle class so hard that now they have to fuck the elite.

My personal wealth (or lack thereof) isn’t affected if a stock drops 20 points on the nasdaq.

You know who IS affected? The rich. The people who have amassed wealth through insider trading and stock manipulation.

So this news does not affect me one bit. The empathetic side in me innitially says “Oh no!”

Followed by logic saying “fuck all of this”.

If Carol/Chyrol/Charlene were a real person, I’d absolutely fall in love with her…probably as she burns my house down.

Well I wasn’t think of that BEFORE you posted…but I am NOW!!!

UGH!!! Now I’m wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!

burns your house down

No jury would convict me.

Did…did you not notice the username?

it is perfectly safe unless maybe you were drinking liquid tritium for a few weeks.

Don’t tell me what to do! I do what I want!!! Also…unrelated…but I think I’m going to go lie down for a bit.

Yes, exactly.

Pretty sure that’s how The Joker lives, just before he attempts to blow up a bomb in downtown Gotham.

I guess you need to find a tall dark brooding man to emerge from the shadows and engage in fight sessions with predefined hard limits. Like Batman has a no guns rule. So Joker tries to edge him into breaking his own hard limit.

Yes, I DID just make Batman/Joker into a bdsm lovers couple. Because that’s what it is. All the villains, and Batman are all just acting out kink scenes in public. Thats why they all wear masks. They all know each others identities. The masks are to hide from the public. Not each other.

Which brings me to the problematic side of Batman. There have been 5 different Robin’s. All of whom were teenage boys when they adopted the roll. If it had only been one Robin, you could make the arguement that Batman saw something in him, and needed to mentor him.

But 5??? That’s just grooming.

… I’m not laughing.

Have you SEEN the original simpsons clip?

Are you not?

Yeah…that’s why I said time will tell. The tone feels like you’re argueing me, but the words are just a summary of what I said.

Yes.

Can’t tell if Charley Kelly, or the lucky charms leprechan.

Because you hit me.