Are you not?

Yeah…that’s why I said time will tell. The tone feels like you’re argueing me, but the words are just a summary of what I said.

Yes.

Can’t tell if Charley Kelly, or the lucky charms leprechan.

Because you hit me.

So what you’re saying is we should be on the lookout for men who don’t have the right or authority to do things, but try to force their way in anyway. Those are the guys who want to be ultimate unquestioned dictator.

Like…maybe we should grab these guys, and throw them out of any meaningful positions of power. And if they’re criminals, we should throw them in jail. When you’re a criminal they let you do it. So we should just grab them by the balls, and lock them up!

…I really wanted to include a reference to hunter bidens laptop, but couldn’t make it work in that joke.

Depends how hard I hit you.

When I was drinking, my favorite martini was Bacardi 151. They don’t make it anymore, because the 151 is the proof. Meaning it’s 75.5% alcohol by volume.

What people were doing was taking the 151, pouring it in a glass, setting it on fire, and then drinking it while it was still on fire.

Well, it’s liquid. It spills easily, even little droplets. And it’s on fire. So these drunk people in their early 20s were setting themselves on fire. The drink would spill onto their shirt, and now their shirt is on fire.

On top of that, the fact that it was so strong was something young people weren’t expecting at the time.

So they’d drink it, with the same expectency of it being like jack danials, or skyy vodka. It’s a little less than twice as strong as those. And it burns like fire going down. Even without literal fire. And then after a few drinks of that they don’t have a nice buzz like they thought. They have a full on blackout drunk where they aren’t in control of themselves AT ALL.

That was my cocktail of choice 20+ years ago. Just a glass, pour in the 151, and that’s the drink. Your “chaser” is that you lick a pussy riiiiiight after. I’ve been told it’s a weird sensation. Like a warming and tingle on the clit, as it’s being licked.

Never try boxed wine.

When I was 21, my job had someone lose an entire massive jug of wine in a box. It sat in lost and found for a month before I just took it.

Second worst thing that has ever been in my mouth. I invited people over to try it. If they liked it, they could have it. I figured “I’m not a wine guy, but it’s free booze.”

I couldn’t take more than a sip. Nobody could.

We had to throw the damn thing away.

“Extra dirty please!”

bartender mixes the drink with his penis

Hey, stay strong brother. That one drink isn’t worth giving up your progress. I don’t know you, but I’m proud for you.

Yeah. Acquired from the bartender.

You hit me, I hit you back.

How is that illogical?

I don’t know…I’m not defending trump in any way, but I’d certainly say literal adolph hitler is worse than trump. Now, that may change in time. We’ll see, but for now…

The Onion realized you can’t out-crazy reality

I’m imaging a ringling bros circus act, where 4 people are standing on each others shoulders, and the 5th person runs up, he jumps as high as he can, and then they grab him midair, and throw him 30 up, and the next person throws him up, and so on and so on until he’s like 60 feet in the air.

Two questions.

1. Who is reporting the 0.7% figure you’re reporting, and how is it able to be confirmed as true?

2. If putin wants to conscript 160k soldiers, what’s stopping him?

Were you forced to have sex with people you didn’t know?

How would having a big penis help in this situation?

I don’t see official logos, but assuming this is in the united states, the color scheme would suggest this is actually United.

Although I totally get why you’d assume Spirit. (Or Frontier).