Proposal: the onion employs Dan and Jordan on their new network and let them continue knowledge fight on Infowars.

I will die of laughter if Dan really gets Alex’s desk.

Omfg I didn’t even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex’s desk I am gonna explode with laughter.

Best news in days, good job onion, I can’t wait to hear Jones’s spin on this.

…why did I never think of this? Ingenious.

Merz says a lot of things when the day is long, especially when elections are getting closer.

the matrix can’t handle this much ass

The ram is already full with rendering Carrie-Annne Moss’s leather pants.

'll just go find the next gas station crackhead, do some meth with them and ask them about their worldview, that honestly seems like more fun.

As others mentioned, most apps offer word filters, just got to hit enough key words. I blocked the word “Tr*mp” and it cleared my main feed up real good already, with some fine tuning I guess I can get rid of the rest too.

The quote clearly states ‘joined the party’, those are NOT collaborateurs, those are members of the Nazi party, or as explained - Nazis.

Nobody was threatened to join the party, historians agree on that, people who joined were either true believers or did so to gain some sort of advantage.

The NSDAP, at their peak had 8.5 million members (1945), so around 20-25% of the German population at the time. We can argue about the other 80%, there is some nuance to be found there, of course. But those 20% Nazi Party members were Nazis, no nuance needed.

The history of the battle of Hemmingstedt is very interesting, how an army of peasants decidedly repelled an army specialized in defeating peasant uprisings.

The guard had the battle cry “beware peasants, the guard is coming”. After their historic defeat the Dithmarsian peasants took that battle cry and made it their own “Wahr di Garr, der bur de kumt!” -‘Beware guard, the peasants are coming’, mocking the foreign invaders.

“Wahr di Garr, de bur de kumt!”

Nah man, that title still goes to Joe Rogan every damn year.

Like, you have higher survivability odds in the back of the plane

But when you’re sitting in the front during a crash the snack cart comes by one more time.

a pacifist as the paradox of tolerance is a difficult thing to have to come to terms with and I’m fundamentally a flawed human being

Don’t think of it as a paradox - tolerance is a social contract, once you break the terms you’re no longer protected by that contract because accepting that would nullify the contract for all of us.

The grandmother of a friend always used to say - wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one is filled first.

Boost for lemmy doesn’t show profile pics and usernames all look the same so I might have overlooked where you said that. Also your comment I replied to reads like that wasn’t the case. I apologize for the mix up, but still feel your hostility is unwarranted and will now disengage.

So, what’s your plan for the election? Not voting, sitting in a corner yelling “it’s unacceptable!!!”?

Or voting the lesser of two evils and working to better the system?

The democratic parties of 1920s Germany also were full of racists, antisemites and union busters, but not voting or worse voting for the NSDAP only achieved one thing - the Nazis power grab.

So what’s your plan?

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

I mean…at least they were dead? That’s a courtesy some of Weinstein’s and Epstein’s victims had to take in their own hands.

Covfefe? I think so.