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Hold on to your butts!

It takes practice, and conscious effort in the moment. You won’t stop how you feel right away (impatience), but you can stop your reaction.

Now: event>emotional response> verbal response

Then: event>emotional response> verbal response > self reflection

Then: event>emotional response> (stop to think) less acidic verbal response

Etc till you’re not snapping. One step at a time, but the fact you’re are trying to alter the pattern is huge. Good luck, this won’t be easy but you can do it.

That’s pretty odd…

Like a chocolate soft serve dispenser.

Laughs in ugly

Add location too, otherwise that’s just cruel.

“You’re going to die in 2 days!”

“Oh god, how? Where? Why?”

“No idea, get fucked scrub!”

We truly live in the worst timeline that this would even be considered.

Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

It truly is the year of the linux desktop.

You’re absolutely correct, but they were referencing the simpsons.

Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?

Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

How rude, why is your prostate in my body?

phone rings, main character picks it up

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” - MC

“Uhh, I’m just calling about your extended car warranty…” - poor bastard

Dang it, time, stop doing that.

Why’d the baker give away bread to the hungry?

It was the yeast they could do.

Hey gogle, how to piracy?

Got em.