But my gonads are getting stimulated.

Been buying overpriced to go cups, and too many of them

That made me laugh more than it should.

Which is becoming a must have on windows.

HE WAS WATCHING SO MUCH SPORTS AND GETTING SO DRUNK HIS WIFE HAD TO UNPLUG THE TV AND THROW THE BEER IN THE TRASH. Isn’t that quirky and relatable? Dare I say demure?

They’re all run on cloud, for commercial products.

No shit coffee on your feed my friend? I’m sorry, but this is a DEMOCRACYYYYYYY!!!

What the fuck.

It was a good night, right?

Me + You = fun

Wait, have I ever said that? I don’t understand where it’s implied. I don’t think I ever implied that…

I’m sorry. Could you help me understand better?

Idiots. The power grid is esential

What???!

It’s okay, we’re here for you ❤️

Oh no

To hard what?

That’s so hard to remember.

True

Thanks for the pro tip!