The only thing I see is that the tree behind the third elephant doesnt go all the way to the ground

I think a child should be on this list. Not only are they extremely difficult to raise, they also raise the most “interesting” discussions on what a pet is or why you have a child as a pet than pretty much everything else, except maybe an alien. I think having a child as a pet would also attract the most negative attention of pretty much anything you could own, so its a hard pass from me. Id rather have a rhino than a child tbh

Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: “hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3” Dollar Tree Employee (singular):

Its an old format for sure, but i live for the vitriolic spite it represents

Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)

These are fun to make

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The Wizard Council (long may they live) has decided that it is fine so long as it isn’t also cast with the Mend Buttcrack spell, as both spells are too destructive when used in tandem. I mean, I see where they’re coming from, but it’s far from the only spells that are strong when cast together, so I think they’re probably just responding to the current Wizard meta tbh (you didn’t hear it from me though).

Curses! A counterspell!

Informative memes, 10/10

Wizard war wizard war

a taste of my power

Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh

Amen

sweats

Is it better to marry a pocket healer or am I in for a lot of trouble if I do

Almost certainly, but sherpaing is also one of the only well-paying jobs in the region. If you want people to stop being desperate for a livable income there needs to be alternatives.

That absolutely reads like the author was fucking blasted