Not a very funny one though.

What theaters are you going to that serve eggs?

You tryna act like you. no. me.

Had a cat like that who was the most lovey-dovey cat. Cuddle maniac complete with waterworks when you would pet him. Drool cat to the limit!

Slay the Spire, Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, TF2, Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, Morrowind to name five going backwards in time a little. I’ve been playing computer games since text adventures were the mainstay though( got my TRS 80 model 1 in the late 70’s) so there are a ton I have to leave out. The NES was probably the greatest thing to ever happen to me as a kid though and all the games that you’d expect are up there on my list. Having a Super Mario Bros. at home that was almost exactly like the arcade machine was a freaking REVELATION. Soothed the wounds of PacMan on Atari/Colecovision that had been open for a long time.

Hight ticket prices, high snack prices, no pause button, sticky floors, other audience members. Hmmm. Wonder why things are bad for theaters?

DAK https://youtu.be/Q_igolfkQU0

Bobbing https://youtu.be/Q_igolfkQU0

Skinshape (maybe sorta well known?) https://youtu.be/ulOgzjdBdzY

I tried piping the output of sed to cat but it threw a hissy fit and demanded kibble and pets.

I mirror their body language like I’m gearing up for a fight and then make mine totally relax and talk in a pleasant voice. It breaks their brains.

Checks and balances ftw. I wanna leave this planet.

Who’s “red” now? Russia is not the USSR anymore and definitely NOT communist.

That’s the new Skate, not THPS 3+4 afaik.

That sounds like it would require leaving the house, which I am less and less inclined to do. Hypothetically though, sure!

How will my friends know I care if I can’t lick them? (I don’t actually have any though, so it’s hypothetical)

We live in a parody.

Looks up from single player game, goes back to playing

And you are an asshole.

It functions. That’s part of the issue. It’s mostly there to protect the rich and fuck the poor and minorities.

The media is almost wholly owned by the same people responsible for the policy setting. The people are propagandized into acceptance and complacency. Even the “left” in this country is in fact made up of capitalist apologists and collaborators. They installed “compatible leftists” into universities wholesale in the 60s and it hasn’t changed. Milquetoast criticism of the most egregious harm is all you can ever expect. I have no idea how to overcome 80 or so years of brainwashing the populace. I am glad I never had kids.

I’ve been on about that for about 3x as long, and roundly met with blank stares and outright denial. Once again, not at all happy about being proven correct.