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Maybe blocked?

Lily-liver…???

I just realized this is Mike Judge himself

Why does this sound so much like Patrick Bateman

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Or I have a stockpile of Radaway

I’ll be that guy to say it’s a pretty common misconception that turtles can come out of their shells but they’re actually part of their skeleton

Rev 13:16-17 BSB “And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark—the name of the beast or the number of its name.”

You could just swap the caption and put a phone in her hands

Gemini says, “if the wheels start to spin, try rocking the car back forth.”

This is a legitimate question

This is why people justify siding with Orange. “They’re saying some lives matter more than others!”

Been through it twice. You’re not really missing any joy, just the annoyance of really hoping you don’t accidentally “sign in using Facebook” on a random website and have to start the process over.

When I read Instagram boss:

It’s from Happy Days when the Fonz literally jumped over a shark while water-skiing. Seen as a sign that the show is out of ideas and using crazy stunts or out-of-character actvities to shock some life (money) out of a dying franchise.

This is the backdrop of many great comedians. It’s why Bojack Horseman hit so hard.

Oh for sure. I was just pleasantly surprised that the news was from there. Thanks Florida Man!

Florida Man for the win?

Mountebank

I hope everyone who sees this is already off Google!