Ballin, but at what cost

There’s a headcannon I’ve heard of that’s way better than the books. It says that voldemort was the master of the elder wand. The connection the wand has to personified death means that killing changing ownership makes more sense than disarming. But the real reason that voldemort lost is because he had so little soul left after creating 8 horcruxes and having them all destroyed. Him having at most a ninth of his soul meant he was doomed even with the elder wand.

The problem with this theory is that it actually presents a moral case that works the villain’s actions into a theme, so it’s clearly impossible for Joanne to put in her books.

That rock is amazing but I can’t turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore

It’s like a sword duel vs a pistol duel in movies. Sword duels need to have some choreography, even when it’s not great. Pistol duels are they just stand there until one of them shoots the other

And here is what it sounds like

STOP!

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

Unless everything is way cheaper in the uk, I’m not surprised they’re hiring shit managers at that pay rate

Mate, I’m 25 and our first child is coming later this year. 32 should be fine

Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”

For the NZ flag I’d probably go back to the united tribes flag. It was the first flag for NZ. It’s still recognized by our government, but it’s not the primary flag

Of course it’s 3blue1brown

I think I’m missing context on how big bird is related to crack. Care to explain?

Where’s the Bose-Einstein condenshit?

The whole explosive plug thing was over complicating things. They probably could have put his head in a microwave or something.

Me and my wife watched Return of the King yesterday. Lotr are my favorite movies of all time, but my wife hasn’t seen them before this year.

So do I. Thankfully, new Zealand doesn’t have any snakes or deadly spiders.

Got too many concrete ships? Who wants some ice cream!

Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

Spellblade if it’s an option. Why choose when you can have both.

Otherwise mage. Most rpg systems have ways for mages to do all the jobs of other roles to some extent.