Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale
CelloMike
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Cake day: August 25th, 2023
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Why not Zoidberg?
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8·12 days ago“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”
4·13 days agoWelcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics
Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter
1·28 days agoWhen I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds
The orks are stupid, but also have psychic powers that mean if they believe something hard enough it just happens - eg they believe painting their ships red makes them go faster, so they do, and it works
Mountains? More like NOTHINGS
30·1 month agoT̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚
There’s one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image
In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each
20·2 months agoAll hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌
13·2 months agoMost of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
They had to hire a vampire for this one
I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”
Sometimes more than one 🤮