Glad they were caught, convicted and imprisoned. Let’s prosecute those that run private, for-profit prison corporations next.

TIL… they released promotional cans of Slurm:

“Produced by Boston America Corp under license from 20th Century Fox, this very real energy drink is made to look like a can of the fictional Slurm from the intermittent animated series Futurama. The label features the classic Slurm logo and tagline “It’s highly addictive!” as well as an image of the late Slurms MacKenzie.”

I may have to turn in my Futurama fan card in shame of my ignorance. :-(